So you want to get your blog or website reviewed by I Hate Your Website?  There are TWO ways, one paid and one free.

Guaranteed Website Review

By selecting this option I guarantee I will review your website.  Here is what you get with this package:

• A review of your website or blog posted on a date you specify.
• At least one graphic from your site in my review (probably your logo).
• A guaranteed link to your home page as well as one other post/page of your choosing on the same site.
• I’ll accept suggestions of anchor text and titles for your links (I’ll use them unless they can’t be integrated into my review).
• An honest review of your website.  I’m happy to admit when I like something but I’m not ashamed to say when I don’t like something.  Hence the title of this blog.
• This blog will remain in my archives as long as this site is active.  This is a lifetime long link.

The cost for this option is $20 payable through Paypal.  The price will go up as this website grows.  Please contact me at carl@ihateyourwebsite.com for further information or to get a guaranteed website review.   If you are interested in this option please mention guaranteed review in your e-mail subject.  We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, like a cheap diner.

Free Website Review

Ok cheapskate, here’s the deal.   You may also submit your website for a free review to me by e-mailing me at carl@ihateyourwebsite.com.

Here’s what you get with a free review:

• I select which websites I will review and which I won’t and the scheduling of the reviews.  Heavy priority goes to paid reviews over free reviews.  I probably won’t review your “make money blogging” blog or review your site if I can’t think of anything funny to say.  That’s just the way it is.
• If your website is selected for a review you will get at least one link back to your homepage.  I will select the anchor text and title for the link (if any).  I might link back to individual posts but I’m not guaranteeing anything.
• I can promise your review will be just as honest as a paid review.  I hate all website equally.

I already have a good backlog of free reviews pending, so the wait might be months long if I get to your blog at all.  Just something to keep in mind.
So that’s two ways to get a website review from I Hate Your Website.  Either way, e-mail me at carl@ihateyourwebsite.com.  My posts show up as links on Technorati and my stuff shows up on social networking sites like Stumbleupon (where they do fairly well).