Website Review: Meowlicious

Meowlicious is a blog which is self-described as “The Cat Lovers Guild.” The writer blogs about her cat, cats and online contests.

Thank You Jesus- My life generally sucks. I have a job I don’t really like, I have no social life to speak of and last night I drank too much, threw up and lost my wallet at the bar (goodbye $100 bill, hello identity theft). There’s not much to be thankful for there. I suppose I have my health, but the way I’m heading I probably have the body of an 80 year old by the time I hit 40. Then I look in my queue of websites to review and I see Meowlicious. As the website loads on my browser a ray of sunshine shoots through the could cover. Someone up there threw me a bone today.

I Hate Cats But I Love Pussy - Isn’t it ironic? Probably not because most of the girls I’ve met with cats are girls you wouldn’t want to sleep with anyway. Now I’m drifting off topic. So if there’s one topic for a website that’s sure to draw my ire, it’s cats. But you know what’s curious? Almost none of her posts are about cats. The vast majority of her posts are entries into online contests. Why?

This Website Has No Need For Traffic - There are sites on the internet that pine for people to visit them. Can you imagine a Woot or a Digg without a community and heavy traffic? Of course not, they’d cease to exist. In fact there are a dozen Woot and Digg ripoffs on the net without a community and they’re awful. This site has no need for anyone to ever visit it. There’s no information, there’s no reason to return and there’s nothing to do. If this site went off line tomorrow, no one would notice. Probably not even the blogger.

A Guild of One - Maybe this is nit-picky but a guild is defined as multiple people joining together. It’s like a union. You can’t have a union of one. Apparently you can have an Army of One but that’s just a stupid marketing slogan to get you to want to run off and get shot. This website is billed as the Cat Lover Guild. Where the hell did that come from?

Mr. Template Meet Mr. Blogger - There’s even nothing interesting about the design. It’s a regular default template. Funny enough this chick put together a custom header. What a good use of time. Let’s make a header no one will ever look at.

Cat Chicks are Fat - This site is stupid, lazy and pointless. Just like a cat. Maybe if this site actually discussed cat loving, cat owning or cat feeding I’d find some use for it. But as of right now it’s a waste of 100kb on Google’s servers.

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